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‘South Park’ Is Running Into the ‘Veep’ Problem But Much Faster

We’re only three episodes into South Park, and some viewers are already getting tired of the Trump jokes. Not because they don’t hate Trump, but because they’re expecting every episode of South Park to build on the last episode’s joke. It needs to be smarter, more raunchy and more outrageous than the news cycle. If Kristi Noem gets dubbed the puppy-murdering ICE Barbie in real life, then she needs to shoot an un-tally-able amount of dogs in South Park. If Trump is embroiled in the Epstein drama in real life, then he needs to run the island that’s sex-trafficking Dora the Explorer on South Park. 

Are Any of Gavin Newsom’s Tweets Actually Funny?

Democrats are obviously scrambling when it comes to how to push back against Donald Trump. To be fair, Trump has stomped on any previous notion of a chessboard. It’s harder to fight back against a guy who totally ignores any and all rules of engagement. But still, the Democrats have done poorly showing any sort of major counter strategy to Trump’s war path. And when we do get any resistance, it’s #resistance, not substantial thwarting of power. 

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