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Jonathan Joss Joked That ‘My Neighbors Now Are Really Scared’ in Final Public Appearance

Just one day before he would die from multiple gun-shot wounds following a tense confrontation with his neighbor at his home in San Antonio, King of the Hill actor Jonathan Joss made some gallows-humor jokes about his relationship with people on his block that play especially dark today.

This morning, the San Antonio Police Department announced that Joss had died after suffering multiple gunshot wounds at his home on the city’s south side yesterday evening. According to the police, Joss’ neighbor, Sigfredo Alvarez Ceja, drew a firearm and killed Joss following a tense confrontation on the latter’s property before fleeing the scene in a vehicle. Ceja is now in custody.

Jon Stewart Jokes That the More Karoline Leavitt Lies, the Bigger Her Cross Gets

President Donald Trump’s second administration is already starting to lose key figures less than six months into the term, but White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is going to stick around for as long as her neck can support the weight of her cross necklace.

Just as Trump’s first White House featured a revolving door of politicians, insiders and favored business associates accepting and then leaving high-level positions on a seemingly weekly basis, so, too, is the President’s second attempt at keeping a stable of obedient cronies showing leaks in the ship.

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