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‘Family Guy’s Dean Cain Joke Is Aging Like a Fine Wine

Loads of Family Guy jokes haven’t aged well over the years. In fact, some might argue that certain jokes aged terribly before they ever made it to the air. But one brief gag about a certain ex-TV star continues to be more relevant than ever. 

No, not the one about Bob Ross threatening to murder people. 

As we’ve mentioned before, now that there’s a new Superman movie, a lot of news outlets have been speaking with ex-Man of Steel Dean Cain. The star of TV’s Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman recently told TMZ that the character had gone “woke,” complaining Superman no longer brags about enforcing the “American way” while also arguing that the 2025 Superman shouldn’t have used the familiar superhero story as an allegory for immigration.

Charlie Kirk Is the Latest Example of the Right Not Understanding Cartman

Barring another unexpected hiatus, we’ll be getting a brand new episode of South Park on August 6th. The recently-released promo suggests that the second installment of Season 27 will feature a storyline involving ICE, plus the return of Trump and his two-dimensional microdick.

Also, Cartman seems to have rebounded from the “Death of Woke”-inspired depression we saw in the season premiere, and has subsequently undergone a full-on MAGA makeover. A Bible-carrying Cartman berates Bebe for hating America and loving abortions while sporting a new haircut that fans immediately pointed out bears a striking resemblance to conservative commentator/boardwalk caricature come to life, Charlie Kirk.

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