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56,213 ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Fans Have Asked TSA About Their ‘Spaghetti Policy’
Alyson Lewis
December 10, 2024
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Poor Nikki Glaser — they made her get up at the crack of dawn to zing the Hollywood patriarchy at the Women in Entertainment Gala 2024. Despite the early hour, Glaser got up in front of the most powerful ladies in show business and spewed all of the profanities we’ve come to expect.
Here are 10 of her harshest, most hilarious jokes…
It sounds like someone at the Transportation Security Administration is in serious need of a spa day.
The story of safe travel in the United States during the 21st century is punctuated by the regular addition of increasingly complicated security measures at American airports. According to the TSA, all shoes must go through the X-ray machine except for sometimes; we must always remove our laptops from our bags and place them in separate bins unless when we don’t have to; and paying $200 for CLEAR to collect all of your most personal biometric data prevents an individual from ever attempting a terror attack.
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