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Roseanne Barr Nominates Herself As Trump VP Candidate

Well, pairing up wouldn’t be the craziest thing that either member of the potential ticket has ever done. Ryan Fournier, founder of Students For Trump, recently hopped on Twitter/X to ask, “Who do you think President Trump should choose as his VP pick?” The question got more than 1,000 responses, but the reply that got the most attention was probably this one.

Anti-Woke ‘South Park’ Fans Don’t Understand That ‘Joining The Panderverse’ Made Fun of Them, Too

The online South Park fandom’s favorite new catchphrase, “Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay,” sure sounds like a slam dunk for every Reddit thread and Twitter post about a Hollywood casting announcement – until you realize that they’re all agreeing with Cartman.

The most predictable outcome from the success of the most recent South Park Paramount+ special, South Park: Joining the Panderverse, is that Kathleen Cartman Kennedy’s iconic line every time she makes a movie-producing decision (or orders a plate of pasta) has become a rallying cry for terminally online, anti-woke South Park fans.

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